My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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