Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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