i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
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Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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