Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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