Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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