Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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