I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
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you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
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I need a hobby that isn't dick related
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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