is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
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I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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