So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
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Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
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