My Higher Power is John Stamos
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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