So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
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Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
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Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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