she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
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