Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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