Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
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a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
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In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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