I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
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