You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
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Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
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THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I think I just sharted jello shots
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