it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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