Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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