I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
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i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
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I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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