I want to stick my p in your. b.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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