Midget sex pt 2 tonight
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
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She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
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Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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