Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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