so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
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Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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