He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
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Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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