i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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