On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
do herpes really smell.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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