I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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