It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
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