When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
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My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
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Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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