Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
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She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
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I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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