Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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