He asked me if I "almost moaned"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
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Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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