it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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