Dual....:-)
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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