Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
Randomize
