Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
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