You can't special order awesome
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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