i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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