Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
