Well apparently he's into motor boating.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
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