I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
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Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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