just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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