Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
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Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
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I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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