What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
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I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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