The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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