so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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