the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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