Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
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His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
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I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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