i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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