What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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