i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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